miercuri, 19 august 2009

M.

The apple is yellow,
because circles grow in trees,
it's all a letter M.


sâmbătă, 8 august 2009

Rapunzel

If you reach a dead-end, remember that there's always a way up.
Only you can mount the scissors without cutting yourself.
But once you're half-way up, I'll just push you away and then my scissors will grow again...

vineri, 7 august 2009

Wolf and Red

I met her on the corner of Hooters and Burger King. She was leaning against the street lamp.
I got out of the car and asked for her ID.
'You a cop?'
'What's in the bag?'
'Cakes for grandma.'
But I know Little Red is Riding.

Princess who kissed the Frog

Time to be sensual and get down in the well. Who ever comes out of there?
I've dropped a golden ball; it twists and turns and it's so fun.
My daddy gives me gilded things to repress my memories.
Five steps:
1. Denial: You can't get my ball.
2. Anger: Wanker.
3. Bargaining: I got two legs.
4. Depression: You don't have two legs!
5. Acceptance: I don't need the ball.

Tiger Lily

Tiger Lily's feeling kinda bad tonight.
She's surrounded by men and pointy arrows. Not to mention every sock hangs in a tree. God, doesn't it feel bad not to have a god?

Nah, worst part is she's part of Pan's dream...but he's part of another girl's dream.
So...who's in Tiger Lily's dream?

Snow White

Snow White should have stayed half-dead.
She'll grow old with the prince, on a horse.
She'll have babies and get wrinkly.
She'll think she has inner beauty.
If she stayed under the glass, she'd see what I meant. She'd never grow old and she'd never think about moral things. She'd be my kind of woman.